I am going to incorporate more fake food references into my posts. This because I love fake food more than you or anyone you know. I wish I was 10 again so I could go into Claire’s and buy up all the sushi earrings and donut necklaces. But since I can’t(well I could but I get enough grief as it is) I will just try to find lovely pics. In the good old days, a fake food fix was easily satisfied by stepping into the fridge section of Montgomery Wards or Sears, and opening every door to find lovely plastic salads, parfaits, and raw steaks. Nowadays they don’t even bother with these yummy looking props. I don’t know why they stopped this practice, but it was a bad decision.

Day started out semi ok as I did chores and then watched Easy A which in turn caused me to fall hopelessly in love with Stanley Tucci. Then I messed with Biancas dreads and we picked up Hecto from school, and took her job hunting at all the area drug paraphernalia stores. Dustin invited her to Burlington so I had to drop her at the ferry and she went over on foot and he met her at the other side. I guess they were going to go to a show. Hecto and I had some yummy bean tacos and our vegetarian diet seems like its here to stay. Now I am in the most hellish place in a three county radius, and cant wait til I can get outta here. Thank God for Pandora radio and my dog.

you can pretty much guess what a person is like by the car they drive (me being the exception)For example, older minivans are driven by people on disability who smoke too much, etc. Here’s a rundown of European car owners. AUDI: cool large breed dog on board, outdoor sports enthusiast, wine drinker. BMW: douchebag, gin drinker, self important, adulterer. May have a dog but would never let it ride in the car. MERCEDES: retired judge, Michelob/scotch drinker, elder douchebag, small yappy dog allowed in car but just makes them look even douchier. SAAB: classy but broke, skier, beer or wine, dog on board and cats at home, NPR listener. VOLVO: older Volvo: jamband listener, hiker, vegetarian, 420 friendly. Has a shelter dog and feeds everyone elses cat. Newer Volvo: douchebag, too many pampered chef/Silpada parties, talks unapologetically to friends in store while blocking aisles.

Radio plans not moving forward as planned. Seems you need some tech knowledge to hack a transmitter…who knew